Me and Toilet

Toilet & I had an incident.
Okay,
So I went shopping with my Host-Sister (Karen) and really really hontoni needed to use the restroom. ~_~
First stall---> Japanese style
Second stall---> Jap. Style.
3rd & 4th---> Jap. Style.
Me: "Isn't there at least one western one?!"
Karen: "Wait, there's someone in the last one."
Me: waiting
Finally opens. Look.
Me: "Yes!" western style! •<>•
Went to use...done look around.
Me: "Crap..."
There were only buttons! Written all in Japanese!
Me: "Okay, calm down you can do this..."
*press - butt washing button...
Me: "nope, not this one..."
*press - nothing happened.
Then finally --- I began pressing every single button... -_-
Finally flushed.
That's Me & Toilet.